The Way
Trying to get the attention of that special someone???
Here are some lines that may help you with getting a date!!!
- So what was it like, falling out of heaven? You don't seem bruised at all.
- If you were a taser, the entire room would be stunned.
- Am I dying? You have to know. You're an angel, right?
- Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
- You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
Are they LDS because we live in Utah? We have that covered too!!!
- I just got off my mission, and I’m looking for my next companion.
- Is your name Virtue? Because you’ve been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.
- You seem familiar. Did we meet in the pre-existence?
- Guy says: “You know, I’m constantly on a spiritual high.” Girl: “Oh yeah? Why?” Guy: “Because not even Moses got to see a vision every day—and I get to see you.”
- Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.
- Are you a Gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
- I knew I’d feel the Spirit at EFY, but I didn’t think I’d see an angel!
- What’s a celestial boy/girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?
- Wait, is your name _____? You’re not going to believe this, but your name is in my patriarchal blessing.
Good Luck!!
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